Mmmm… butter

I was eating dinner in a restaurant recently. Picked up a little single-serving packet of butter. It says “If you have any questions about this product, call 1-866-xxx-xxxx.”

Ron: (dial dial dial)
Operator: Butter help line. This call may be monitored for quality-control purposes. How may I help you?
Ron: Yeah, I have a question.
Operator: Go ahead.
Ron: Has anybody ever called you with a question about butter?
Operator: (pause)
Operator: No, sir. We were hoping you would be the first. Do you have a question about butter?
Ron: No, I don’t. Sorry.
Operator: Thank you for calling the butter help line.
Ron: Bye.

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