Brown crunchies

I was just getting coffee in the kitchen at work. The sugar bowl beside the coffee machine is, as always, full of brown crunchy nuggets.

What is wrong with you people? There are stir sticks only inches away from the sugar bowl! Why must you use the @$%#$%^ spoon? Lazy-ass ignoramuses.

This gave me an interesting idea, though. I could collect those brown crunchies, melt them down, and sell them as coffee candies. Waste not, want not.

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