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	<description>WARNING: This blog contains writings known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.</description>
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		<title>Wheat decadent bone multi-layer</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2010/02/25/engrish-candies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a really long bit of insane Engrish from a box of Chinese candies. Just try to understand this, I defy you. Wuxue city (old name Guangji county) the Guangji crunchy candy, origins from the Ming Dynasty wanlinian, because hands down a loyal son the mother to dye cold illness, by fries ripely the sesame [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Large Hadron Collider</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2008/09/09/large-hadron-collider/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The world&#8217;s most powerful particle-accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider, is scheduled to be switched on for the first time tomorrow. There are assorted kooks who believe that the LHC will destroy the world in one or more of the following ways: Create a microscopic black hole which will devour the Earth. Trigger the hypothetical vacuum [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My crazy Chinese inlaws</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2008/07/02/my-crazy-chinese-inlaws/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My inlaws have been staying with us for quite a long time now, helping us while we take care of our new baby. They&#8217;re really great, and I&#8217;m glad to have them here. But sometimes they do things that are just so bizarre to me. They&#8217;re old, and they lived through some hard times in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s most complicated and dangerous soft drink</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2007/10/09/the-worlds-most-complicated-and-dangerous-soft-drink/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:36:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Found this crazy drink at a T&#38;T Asian grocery store in Toronto: Ramune Drink, from Shirakiku. Lychee flavour. It must be the most complicated and dangerous soft-drink in the world. Check out the instructions for opening the bottle: How to open: Remove the seal from the top. Detach the plunger from the center [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scary-ass dogs</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2007/08/10/scary-ass-dogs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple really scary dogs&#8230; This guy reminds me of Rawhead Rex&#8230; And check out this monster&#8230; how&#8217;d you like to meet this thing in a dark alley? You&#8217;d think it was Photoshopped, but apparently it&#8217;s actually a genetic defect. And she&#8217;s really very sweet.]]></description>
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		<title>Mmmm&#8230; whey</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2007/04/27/mmmm-whey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 20:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our coops at work finished their term today. One of them left a big bucket of that Super-Mega-Beefcake Ultra-Weightgainer Protein Shake crap for some reason. I was reading the label text, and finding some considerable amusement therein. &#8220;When it comes to picking the perfect protein to support optimal muscle growth and peak performance, you don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Muh!</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2006/12/21/muh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 05:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we cleaned out the fridge. Many bits of nasty old leftovers, all flushed down the garbage disposal. Found a large chunk of lasagna that neither of us would dare to eat. I pushed it into the disposal in two fairly large chunks. With the disposal turned on and water running in, I heard a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas song for cat-lovers</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2006/12/17/christmas-song-for-cat-lovers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 17:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the first day of Christmas my kitty gave to me A poop in the box On the second day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Two lumps of urine And a poop in the box On the third day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Three slimy hairballs Two lumps of urine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny warning tag</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2006/10/12/funny-warning-tag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marcos at work bought a paper-shredder. The kind with a shredding head that sits on top of a basket. Attached to the basket was this warning tag: Anything seem weird about this to you? That&#8217;s all the tag says. Just &#8220;remove this tag&#8221;. Nothing else. The question is this: why couldn&#8217;t they just remove the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mmmm&#8230; salsa</title>
		<link>http://www.thegatesofdawn.ca/wordpress/posts/2005/11/10/mmmm-salsa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 19:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>piper</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is salsa dancing like mud wrestling? That would be cool.]]></description>
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