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God dammit, I hate spammers!

I have a default forwarding rule on my domain, which has the effect that any email sent to any address at all, at my domain, will come to me. I do that so that whenever I have to give my email to some CompanyA, I can give them “companyA?thegatesofdawn?ca” (change ‘?’ to you-know-what.) Then if that company ever sells my address to a spammer, I can easily block it, and I’ll know who betrayed my trust. So far, that’s never actually happened.

But lately, somewhere out there in the world, some worthless, good-for-nothing, shit-for-brains spammer has started spamming people using random forged “From” addresses at my domain. He’s done two spam runs that way, once on Dec. 24, and again yesterday.

Every time this useless piece of shit does this, my mailbox gets bombed with thousands of bounces. Even though he’s using all random “From” address, I get every one of the bounces, because of the default forwarding rule.

I swear to God, if I had the power to erase every last fucking spammer from the face of the earth with just a snap of my fingers, I would do it. And not feel the slightest twinge of guilt. I would even look them in the eye, say “you are a fucking spammer”, and do it. Spamming demonstrates a complete and utter lack of even the smallest consideration for your fellow man. They are evil people. I’m pretty confident if these asshats were somehow prevented from spamming, they’d find something else at least as evil to do. Rob convenience stores, torture small animals, become an executive at the next Enron, whatever. These people are useless wastes of oxygen, we don’t need them. They are worth less to the world than the monetary value of the chemicals their bodies are made of.

Now, I suppose it’s possible that some small number of spammers might realize the error of their ways, turn around and make some kind of valuable contribution. Write a great novel, win the Nobel price in physics, or something. I know some of them must actually be fairly talented computer programmers, though unfortunately warped and twisted by the Dark Side.

But I’m prepared to take that chance. I would kill every last one of them anyway. With or without that hypothetical valuable contribution, the world will find a way to continue. Even if Einstein had been run over by a carriage in childhood, the world would still have found a way. I feel quite comfortable giving up the unknown hypothetical future benefits that reformed spammers might give us, in exchange for the very real immediate and lasting benefit that would come from sending every last one of them straight to Hell.

That’s how I really feel. If only I had the power.

Weekly World News: Gone but not forgotten

Bat BoyThe tabloid newspaper Weekly World News stopped publication of its print version in August, leaving only the web-site version. This gives me mixed emotions.

I will miss it. It was always a feature of any trip to the supermarket to see what kind of crazy bullshit they were spewing this week. I will miss reading about the continuing adventures of Bat Boy, and keeping up with Elvis’ latest doings.

On the other hand, some good may come of this. WWN was the very bottom rung on the ladder of transparently obvious bullshit. The end of WWN means that there is now a new bottom rung. The new bottom rung is occupied by only-slightly-less-transparently-obvious bullshit beliefs like these:

  • Astrology
  • Psychics
  • Homeopathy
  • Reflexology
  • The healing power of crystals or pyramids or whatever
  • Philip Stein Teslar watches (google it yourself… I’m not going to give them any PageRank)
  • “Biodynamic” foods
  • Perpetual motion / free energy machines

People who believe in those things can no longer say “Well, at least I don’t believe in Bat Boy. I’m not that gullible.” They no longer have that defense. This may force them to reexamine their beliefs with a more critical eye, and perhaps the level of critical thinking in the world will go up just a little bit.

More skepticism in the world would benefit us all.

Learning Mandarin

I’m part way through my first “Conversational Chinese” course at the University of Waterloo’s Confucius Institute. From what I’ve learned so far, I’ve found Mandarin Chinese to be a very elegant language. It’s a language like a talented computer programmer might design a language. Everything is very regular and consistent. It has a quality that in computer science and mathematics we would call “orthogonality.”

Some examples of what I mean… Continue reading ‘Learning Mandarin’

Ovaltine is a liquid?

Ovaltine DiskI have a can of Ovaltine crystals that has been in my cupboard for around 10 years now. Today I was going to throw it out, but thought I’d open it first. The can felt a bit heavy, like it was half full. But when I opened it, it appeared to be empty. Then I looked down to the bottom of the can, and saw a shiny disk of what appeared to be a smooth black liquid. But it was hard, and did not flow freely.

Apparently, Ovaltine crystals are actually a liquid, just an extremely viscous one. It reminds me of the University of Queensland Pitch Drop Experiment.

Ron is bitterly disappointed in the population of Ontario

We have an interesting election coming up in Ontario. There are two parts to it: one that doesn’t matter, and one that does.

The part that doesn’t matter is the standard “puppet on the left or the puppet on the right?” question. As usual, many people seem to have some reason for preferring one puppet or the other. He’s a snappy dresser. He has a strong chin. He says the things I want to hear. He’s such a nice man. Whatever.

I’ve never really been interested in that question. In my experience, it’s never made much difference which puppet ends up in power. The Liberals of today are distinguishable from the Conservatives of last year only in name. Every election time, they take up opposite positions on a range of issues, not because of any strong belief in what’s right, but because they know they can never get elected by agreeing with the incumbents.

For that reason, I’ve never really bothered with them. I feel there is only one choice on the ballot: the Conserverals. Why should I waste my valuable time on this crap? Do you like the Conserveral puppet on the left hand, or the Conserveral puppet on the right hand? Which Conserveral has the nicest hair, and the best-tailored suit?

At this point, there will always be somebody telling me that if I don’t vote, I don’t have the right to complain. That pisses me off. I sure as hell do have the right to complain! Citizenship in a free country gives me that right. Not voting, for whatever reason, does not take away that right.

Western people may not realize it, but many countries we do not consider properly democratic do also have elections. China does, Vietnam does. Of course, the Communist party always wins, it’s a foregone conclusion. Few people bother to vote, because there’s really no point. Do those people thereby surrender their right to complain about it? I think not.

The situation here in Canada is different, in my opinion, only in degree, not in kind. We have two major parties, not just one. But our two major parties are indistinguishable from each other.

Why does it suck so bad? How did it get this way? That brings us to the second section on the ballot in this year’s election. The part that actually matters. Our system sucks so bad, because of the “first past the post” voting system. What that means is that whoever gets the most votes wins. And that’s the whole system. It has the advantage of simplicity, even a moron can understand it. And it was a practical system in 1763, before long-distance communication became easy. But its value pretty much ends there.

There are actually a lot of ways to run an election. It’s actually quite an interesting field, and can be studied with a fair bit of mathematical rigor. There are many criteria one can use in comparing voting systems. Here are some of them:

  • Voters should never have an incentive to vote differently than their true desire. That is, “strategic” or “tactical” voting should be of no value. If you truly like the Green party, but you believe you have no chance and therefore vote for the Conservals, that is strategic voting. Strategic voting distorts election results so they don’t reflect the true desires of the voters. A good voting system should make strategic voting useless, so people don’t do it.
  • If the majority of people favour a candidate, that candidate should always win.
  • It should always be better (for a voter) to vote honestly than to not vote at all.
  • Casting a vote for a candidate should never reduce that candidate’s chance of winning. “Runoff” type voting systems typically fail this criteria, which leads to strategic voting again.

These are just some of the possible criteria. There’s alot more information on this in the Wikipedia article on voting systems. It’s an interesting read.

An especially interesting result that these studies have turned up is that there is basically no system that is perfect. It is theoretically impossible for a voting system to satisfy all of the interesting criteria. Any voting system will always have some kind of flaw somewhere.

But another result that turns up is that, out of all the possible voting systems that have been analyzed, the “first past the post” is pretty much the worst of them all. Any other voting system would be better than the one we have.

The system being proposed here in Ontario, Mixed Member Proportional Representation, has flaws, for sure. They all do. But it can’t be worse than what we’ve got. Nothing can be worse than what we’ve got (unless we just abandon democracy altogether.) This is a no-brainer people!

So, why is that all the newspaper articles I read that talk about this are all about how the majority of Ontarians don’t know or care about this? For the first time in living memory, we have a chance to make a real difference, and you don’t care? You just want to go on forever switching back and forth between the same two self-serving corrupt governments every time one of them gets caught up in some stupid scandal? What is wrong with you people?

What I fear the most is that the important question on this ballot will end up with hardly anybody even bothering to vote on it. And then the government is going to interpret this crappy result as some kind of a “mandate” for the “first past the post” system. We won’t get another chance to fix this mess in our lifetimes. And that will suit them just fine… they like the status quo. It’s great for maintaining that two-party system that has served them so well. They know that even if they lose this one, they’ll be back in a few years, after the other guys screw up again.

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