{"id":141,"date":"2006-12-17T12:26:47","date_gmt":"2006-12-17T17:26:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2006\/12\/17\/christmas-song-for-cat-lovers\/"},"modified":"2006-12-18T11:48:32","modified_gmt":"2006-12-18T16:48:32","slug":"christmas-song-for-cat-lovers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2006\/12\/17\/christmas-song-for-cat-lovers\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas song for cat-lovers"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>On the first day of Christmas my kitty gave to me<br \/>\nA poop in the box<\/p>\n<p>On the second day of Christmas my kitty gave to me<br \/>\nTwo lumps of urine<br \/>\nAnd a poop in the box<\/p>\n<p>On the third day of Christmas my kitty gave to me<br \/>\nThree slimy hairballs<br \/>\nTwo lumps of urine<br \/>\nAnd a poop in the box<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ok, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;ve got.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm&#8230; just realized that I based the last line of each verse (&#8220;And a poop&#8230;&#8221;) on the somewhat non-standard metre of the <a title=\"Hosers\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bob_and_Doug_McKenzie\">Bob and Doug McKenzie<\/a> version (&#8220;And a beer&#8230; in a tree.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the first day of Christmas my kitty gave to me A poop in the box On the second day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Two lumps of urine And a poop in the box On the third day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Three slimy hairballs Two lumps of urine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}