{"id":142,"date":"2006-12-21T00:03:13","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T05:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2006\/12\/21\/muh\/"},"modified":"2006-12-21T00:03:13","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T05:03:13","slug":"muh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2006\/12\/21\/muh\/","title":{"rendered":"Muh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today we cleaned out the fridge.  Many bits of nasty old leftovers, all flushed down the garbage disposal.  Found a large chunk of lasagna that neither of us would dare to eat.  I pushed it into the disposal in two fairly large chunks.  With the disposal turned on and water running in, I heard a pop and suddenly felt something wet on my feet.<\/p>\n<p>Lo and behold, disgusting water is pouring out of the cupboard doors and onto the floor below the disposal!<\/p>\n<p>The drain pipe clogged up, and the pressure from the garbage disposal blew a compression fitting apart.  My cupboard was sprayed on every surface with a disgusting mess of ground-up moldy old lasagna and other even older things I couldn&#8217;t identify.  It was pouring out on the floor, getting everywhere.  And it looked, I swear to God, exactly like puke&#8230; an  inhumanly large volume of puke, all over the walls of the cupboard and the kitchen floor.<\/p>\n<p>As I slowly sponged it all up into a bucket, I knew in my head that it wasn&#8217;t actually puke&#8230; but my stomach still wasn&#8217;t none to happy.  In such a situation, sympathetic puke becomes a distinct possibility.  Fortunately, it didn&#8217;t happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today we cleaned out the fridge. Many bits of nasty old leftovers, all flushed down the garbage disposal. Found a large chunk of lasagna that neither of us would dare to eat. I pushed it into the disposal in two fairly large chunks. With the disposal turned on and water running in, I heard a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}