{"id":15,"date":"2004-11-04T16:57:21","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T22:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/?p=15"},"modified":"2005-02-20T17:35:29","modified_gmt":"2005-02-20T22:35:29","slug":"christ-they-found-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2004\/11\/04\/christ-they-found-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Christ!  They found me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I received my first weblog comment spam.  Some stupid online-gambling pond-scum.  I knew it was coming.  I know this is a futile little rant, but here it goes anyway&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Do not even fucking bother to spam my weblog!<\/strong>  I swear to God, I will burn it to the fucking ground before I let you cocksuckers have it!  Scorched earth, shithead.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, nobody reads it anyway.  It&#8217;s not worth your time to send the spam, and it&#8217;s sure as hell not worth my time to delete it.  If I receive much more of this crap, I will just shut the comment system down entirely, and that won&#8217;t do anybody any good, now will it?<\/p>\n<p>Comment-moderation will be turned on momentarily (I thought it already was, actually).  Not one fucking particle of your spam will be seen by anyone.<\/p>\n<p>And that is as it should be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I received my first weblog comment spam. Some stupid online-gambling pond-scum. I knew it was coming. I know this is a futile little rant, but here it goes anyway&#8230; Do not even fucking bother to spam my weblog! I swear to God, I will burn it to the fucking ground before I let you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-updates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}