{"id":162,"date":"2007-04-27T15:59:27","date_gmt":"2007-04-27T20:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2007\/04\/27\/mmmm-whey\/"},"modified":"2007-04-27T15:59:27","modified_gmt":"2007-04-27T20:59:27","slug":"mmmm-whey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2007\/04\/27\/mmmm-whey\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmmm&#8230; whey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our coops at work finished their term today.  One of them left a big bucket of that Super-Mega-Beefcake Ultra-Weightgainer Protein Shake crap for some reason.  I was reading the label text, and finding some considerable amusement therein.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When it comes to picking the perfect protein to support optimal muscle growth and peak performance, you don&#8217;t need a bunch of marketing hype and empty promises.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, fair enough.  So, let&#8217;s have it&#8230; and no marketing hype, right?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; It also means that the greatest possible concentration of bioactive microfractions is preserved.  These microfractions are vital for promoting whey protein&#8217;s famed immune enhancing effects.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Whoa&#8230; bioactive microfractions.  Not your ordinary garden-variety microfractions&#8230; we&#8217;re talking <em>bioactive<\/em> microfractions.  And that isn&#8217;t just marketing hype.<\/p>\n<p>So, ummm, what is a microfraction anyway?  Is that, like, a millionth of a fraction?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our coops at work finished their term today. One of them left a big bucket of that Super-Mega-Beefcake Ultra-Weightgainer Protein Shake crap for some reason. I was reading the label text, and finding some considerable amusement therein. &#8220;When it comes to picking the perfect protein to support optimal muscle growth and peak performance, you don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}