{"id":25,"date":"2005-01-04T19:20:18","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T00:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/?p=25"},"modified":"2005-01-04T19:25:43","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T00:25:43","slug":"end-of-the-world-party-pooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2005\/01\/04\/end-of-the-world-party-pooper\/","title":{"rendered":"End of the World Party Pooper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mmw.net\">Medeski Martin and Wood<\/a> CD today, titled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mmw.net\/record.jsp?MUSIC_ID=15\">End of the World Party (just in case)<\/a>.  I&#8217;ve heard some of the sample tracks on the web-site, and it rocks pretty hard.  Very rich palette of keyboard sounds here, lots of &#8220;voice chorus&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mellotron.com\/\">Mellotron<\/a>, bass-heavy analog synthesizer sounds, and of course the usual Hammond and piano.<\/p>\n<p>Rocking good tunes, I was looking forward to hearing them fully.  But now I&#8217;m bitter, and shaking my fist at the world.  Why?  Because I can&#8217;t play the stupid thing.  It&#8217;s copy-protected.  My laptop would not even recognize that a disc was present.<\/p>\n<p>It plays ok in my truck&#8217;s CD player, but that doesn&#8217;t cut it for me.  I want to play it on my laptop, rip it into MP3s, and add it to my large collection of MP3s (every last one of them legally ripped from CDs I legally purchased, by the way.)  But I can&#8217;t.  The disc is useless to me.  Back to the store it goes.<\/p>\n<p>To their shame, HMV refused to take the disc back.  They say it&#8217;s not defective.  In a sense, they are right.  In another sense, they are wrong.  The disc was <em>designed<\/em> to be defective.<\/p>\n<p>But it was not a complete waste.  They did let me exchange it for another disc.  I was in a hurry, so I couldn&#8217;t take a lot of time.  I picked up The Best of Triumph the Insult-comic Dog DVD.  Everybody on the Internet remembers Triumph from his hilarious riffing on a group of unsuspecting <a href=\"http:\/\/gamefiles.blueyonder.co.uk\/blueyondergames\/trailers\/ROFL.STARWARS.NERDS.wmv\">Star Wars geeks<\/a>.  I don&#8217;t have enough comedy in my DVD collection anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of paying solid cash for this defective piece of shit, I&#8217;ll just have to go find the tracks on BitTorrent or something.  I tried to buy it legally, but I was unable to.  So, great work there, guys.  Are you happy now?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure somebody has been able to rip the album, or at the very least, redigitized it (with imperceptible loss of quality) from the analog output of a CD player.  The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Analog_hole\">analog hole<\/a> has not been plugged yet.  And never will be, I&#8217;ll wager.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought the new Medeski Martin and Wood CD today, titled End of the World Party (just in case). I&#8217;ve heard some of the sample tracks on the web-site, and it rocks pretty hard. Very rich palette of keyboard sounds here, lots of &#8220;voice chorus&#8221; Mellotron, bass-heavy analog synthesizer sounds, and of course the usual [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}