{"id":55,"date":"2005-05-12T17:30:26","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T22:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/?p=55"},"modified":"2006-10-12T10:08:09","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T15:08:09","slug":"mmmm-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/posts\/2005\/05\/12\/mmmm-butter\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmmm&#8230; butter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was eating dinner in a restaurant recently.  Picked up a little single-serving packet of butter.  It says &#8220;If you have any questions about this product, call 1-866-xxx-xxxx.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ron: (dial dial dial)<br \/>\nOperator: Butter help line.  This call may be monitored for quality-control purposes.  How may I help you?<br \/>\nRon: Yeah, I have a question.<br \/>\nOperator: Go ahead.<br \/>\nRon: Has anybody ever called you with a question about butter?<br \/>\nOperator: (pause)<br \/>\nOperator: No, sir.  We were hoping you would be the first.  Do you have a question about butter?<br \/>\nRon: No, I don&#8217;t.  Sorry.<br \/>\nOperator: Thank you for calling the butter help line.<br \/>\nRon: Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was eating dinner in a restaurant recently. Picked up a little single-serving packet of butter. It says &#8220;If you have any questions about this product, call 1-866-xxx-xxxx.&#8221; Ron: (dial dial dial) Operator: Butter help line. This call may be monitored for quality-control purposes. How may I help you? Ron: Yeah, I have a question. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thegatesofdawn.ca\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}