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Mmmm… whey
Our coops at work finished their term today. One of them left a big bucket of that Super-Mega-Beefcake Ultra-Weightgainer Protein Shake crap for some reason. I was reading the label text, and finding some considerable amusement therein. “When it comes to picking the perfect protein to support optimal muscle growth and peak performance, you don’t…
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Muh!
Today we cleaned out the fridge. Many bits of nasty old leftovers, all flushed down the garbage disposal. Found a large chunk of lasagna that neither of us would dare to eat. I pushed it into the disposal in two fairly large chunks. With the disposal turned on and water running in, I heard a…
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Christmas song for cat-lovers
On the first day of Christmas my kitty gave to me A poop in the box On the second day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Two lumps of urine And a poop in the box On the third day of Christmas my kitty gave to me Three slimy hairballs Two lumps of urine…
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Funny warning tag
Marcos at work bought a paper-shredder. The kind with a shredding head that sits on top of a basket. Attached to the basket was this warning tag: Anything seem weird about this to you? That’s all the tag says. Just “remove this tag”. Nothing else. The question is this: why couldn’t they just remove the…
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Mmmm… salsa
Is salsa dancing like mud wrestling? That would be cool.